Warrior of the week: David Gerard

There's not much for me to say about David Gerard. Wikitruth has said a lot about him, and not much more needs to be added.

Brutal warrior of the week: Commander Keane

It's not enough for this brutal warrior to be a savagely vicious rank, he also has need of a high rank. Commander. Please.

Often I name potential sockpuppets for these warriors, but with Commander Keane I'm very certain of at least one: "After Midnight." You see, on May 18, 2007, Commander Keane "accidentally" blocked himself for vandalism at 03:19. After Midnight was ready and standing by to unblock Commander Keane the next minute.

Warrior of the week: Cprompt

What is a C prompt anyway? Those of you old enough to remember MS-DOS might remember those black and green computer screens with the mysterious "C:\Windows>" prompt at which one had to type strange short commands. That's what the Wikipedia user Cprompt named himself after.

Now, unlike most warriors, Cprompt has a list of articles he'd "like to showcase." But what is so suspicious about Cprompt is the fact that having been made a "bureaucrat" (an insult in the real world, but quite a badge of honor on Wikipedia), he has never taken advantage of his bureaucrat privileges. This almost certainly means that he has at least one sockpuppet which also has bureaucrat rights, and is intending to keep Cprompt unsullied by any controversy. Quite the sneaky warrior this one.

Warrior of the month: Gwen Gale

This month I just had to choose the most notorious of the bunch. Good old Gwen Gale. Purported novelist, all-around vicious warrior.

Warrior of the week: WikiLaurent

Any Wikipedia user with "wiki" in their user name is up to no good. WikiLaurent is a rollbacker, hasn't been blocked, who likes waging war on users without a log-in. Supposedly French, WikiLaurent uses all the idiotic WP abbreviations of en.wikipedia with fluent aplomb. Quite the dastardly warrior.